Pathetic Elephant (A Convention Tail)

I stopped by see to this Woman the other day. I brought a bottle of cheap wine and thought maybe I'd get a little Afternoon delight. It turned out she's Red, White and Blue GOP. We drank the wine and she licked it off my lips slowly. She muttered something about dirty hippies and protesters. It was hard to tell because all I could focus on was her cheap dime store perfume and stale nylons. She smelled just like a Republican.